harleyquinnsexual: solluxcaptor: unclefather: if you drop a baby the 5 second rule still applies the 5 second rule only applies to things that you’re going to eat so it does apply
sxizzor: butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus” omfg
Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.
hellfirehotchkiss: sheltymops: SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485). POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S) JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST) SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY). ARIEL (1890’S) BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION). CLARIE HUMMEL Megara (Ancient Greece) Mulan (Ancient China) Tiana (1920’s) Rapunzel (18th Century) Just thought I’d update...
armatage-shanks: don’t move and be very quiet and maybe the ‘wake up green day’ jokes won’t even happen this year shh
do you ever get so far down in your dash that your computer starts getting slow and acting stupid and you’re like: it’s time to resurface
Things Doctor Who has taught me
daylightdoe: brainlessandbackwards: Being human is beautiful If you hear a weird noise, don’t go looking for the source of it Keep up with your home repairs (i.e. mildew, cracked walls) Children are creepy Always trust strangers Don’t shoot at robots Christmas is evil Everything is possible Respect all forms of life Things will always get better Always know who and what you’re...
wantstobelieve: i can’t be the only one who thinks macguffin and macintosh from Brave are pixar’s version of thor and loki.
The art of trolling
feelin-the-aster: failsasamexican: cosmicderp: worsegamestoplay: this…is beautiful oh god this. this. all of this. well now i know what the pranks at sweet memory are gonna be like KF….dude….look at all this.
shavingryansprivates: math problem: if i have 6 oatmeal raisin cookies how pissed off am i that they’re not chocolate chip
batmanloves-thecircus: if i’m in a coma anytime soon and they can’t wake me up, just whisper: “avpsy’s on youtube” in my ear and i’ll be up and running to a wifi connection like it’s the apocalypse
montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket ❤
previouslysane: i say “u” “plos” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than any of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver much
How to finish that last minute assignment
love-loveisaverb: that-flamboyant-cuttlefish: cjshark: prettyflyforaredspy: ruemex: disgruntledota: leetakeuchi: I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass. And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills… this will come in handy one day ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101 REBLOGGING FOR MY SISTER i don’t even wanna think...
Is it okay if I blast, "Come Little Children" from...
weasleyandpotter: The World is Just Awesome. ...