imnotamewlingquim: deerstagram: nakedwithhoran: next wednesday’s the fourth of july aka get ready for 96 million annoying posts about freedom let’s start now it’s never too early to be free
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
thepowerofdisney: ladyiroh: g-rvens: ocean-waves-and-mermaids: theblindingsmile: Instant reblog.. Tears actually came out of my eyes. i didnt even need to watch the whole thing, i already reblogged it <333 Oh dear Lord….I can’t even…… This is one of the best scenes in a movie, ever. In five minutes, with no dialogue, Pixar tells a love story. Using just music and...
penotbutter: kari-oke: nationalgeographicnipples: unreadablemind: homestuckandcartoons: suckmycholo: doctor what doctor where doctor when doctor why doctor how doctor chicka chicka slim shady
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
onawarmsummerday: glimpseofagirl: allyouneedislove-andacat: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs First piece of bread in a loaf. fuck...
Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
Ha, 68 in this mother. Once again, carefree in Cali :D
legilimens: Just play the Harry Potter soundtrack at my funeral.
Rory has been becoming much more irrational and...
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hillary Duff: Mom
That's so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
Powerpuff Girls: Came out 14 years ago
Kim Possible: Last episode was 7 years ago