April 2012
WatchCrying. Literally, crying.
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
partyrockingonbakerstreet:
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
I actually enjoy eating the ramen raw lol
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“By the time I was sixteen, I made this shocking realization, which was that I...”
– Sarah Kay, at the Acumen Fund’s *spark! event
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr
Watchcoffeecatsandcigarettes:
smilealittlemorenaturally:
the-uchiha-sasuke-rp:
the-vashta-nerada:
t0mdelongestpenis:
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET
I FUCKING CAN’T
i just cried XD
oh god that cat. xDD
Forever reblog. My favorite thing. Ever.
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
crispychocolate:
yeahnofuckthat:
did anyone else ever notice that danny phantom
grew up to be chip skylark
SPITS
Bruh.
“Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall...”
– Teilhard de Chardin (via human-voices)
