Crying. Literally, crying.
amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me
partyrockingonbakerstreet: The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches I actually enjoy eating the ramen raw lol
By the time I was sixteen, I made this shocking realization, which was that I...– Sarah Kay, at the Acumen Fund’s *spark! event
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr
coffeecatsandcigarettes: smilealittlemorenaturally: the-uchiha-sasuke-rp: the-vashta-nerada: t0mdelongestpenis: THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET I FUCKING CAN’T i just cried XD oh god that cat. xDD Forever reblog. My favorite thing. Ever.
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
crispychocolate: yeahnofuckthat: did anyone else ever notice that danny phantom grew up to be chip skylark SPITS Bruh.
Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall...– Teilhard de Chardin (via human-voices)