August 2011
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017. The new DADA teacher, Professor Letchworth,...
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weasleywizardwheezus:
can i go cry now?
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189. The Shrieking Shack has been preserved as a...
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Dobby shares his birthday with Matthew Lewis.
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When Tom Riddle came to Hogwarts, Minerva...
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
lolerc0aster:
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
Who sits down and takes the time to...
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fyeahwriterleopard:
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God forbid Taylor Swift ever gets pregnant now.
katiefuckingfitch-:
Kanye is just gonna walk into the delivery room like, “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish birthin’ this child, but Beyonce had one of the best babies of all time. OF ALL TIME.”
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
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How could I forget the greatest Hufflepuff student...
nikoflove:
This guy right here:
Everything I aspire to be.
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WHY THE HELL IS MY DASH SO EMO RIGHT NOW?! YOU...
Me: Hey Tumblr, I'll be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
Me: Ok
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Well, my gran brought me up and she’s a witch, but the family thought I was...
– Neville Longbottom’s opening monologue, Philosopher’s Stone Chapter Seven: The Sorting Hat (via fuckyeahunderappreciatedhpquotes)
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