HP and its Contexts
Ron: You're supposed to STROKE it.
When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
fuckyeahdarrencriss: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
Hermione: But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean, everyone's looking for him.
Ron: Sure. Except...no one's ever broken out of Azkaban before....and he's a murderous, raving lunatic...
Harry: Thanks, Ron.
The first time you saw porn on Tumblr:
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: Submitted by love-tragedy: “Is this legal?!” Now you’re just like:
When you're on Facebook and you see someone post a...
roonilwazlibisourking: wafflesinmytummy: evenherosneed-alaugh: and everyone thinks that whore is a fucking genius … i do this all the time…………………. omfg ALLLL THE FUCKING TIME.
Pimply-faced guy in a suspicious bus you’ve never heard of pulls up in front of your prostrate body and tells you to get in. Sounds legit.
More Potter: What is the significance of Neville... →
more-potter: Finally, I am answering the poll question! I am sorry it has taken so long, but let me start by saying how glad I am that this was the question that received the most votes, because this was the one that I most wanted to answer. Some of you might not like what I am going to say – but I’ll address…
People with the same face in every picture
funniest-shit: Girls do it: Guys do it too… Don’t forget the fish:
This isn’t your average book. It’s pure gold. Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm...– Ron Weasley to Harry Potter, DH Chapter Seven (via fuckyeahunderappreciatedhpquotes)
Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his wand from his...– DH Chapter 9 (via fuckyeahunderappreciatedhpquotes)
Harry looked over at Hermione and the question he had been about to ask - about...– DH Chapter 14 (via fuckyeahunderappreciatedhpquotes)
Maybe he’s ill!” said Ron hopefully. “Maybe he’s left,” said Harry, “because he...– J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via sarmander)
THE FACEBOOK BIT IS SO TRUE.
nikoliewhateverr: Facebook: MEANWHILE ON TUMBLR: LOGGING IN: FUNNY POSTS ON YOUR DASH: DELICIOUS FOOD ON YOUR DASH: SEXY PEOPLE ON YOUR DASH: TALKING TO YOUR FAVOURITE BLOGGERS: HATERS IN YOUR ASK: FOLLOWERS PWN YOUR HATERS: IDIOT FACEBOOK USERS: ERRORS: LOSE A FOLLOWER: GAIN A FOLLOWER: FAVOURITE BLOG FOLLOWS BACK: START GETTING TIRED: STAY ONLINE...