Defense Against the Dark 404 Errors

things that should not be said after 8th grade:

shizz

smexii

rawr means dinosaur

i’m so random

xD

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

(Source: nostalgiaunicorn, via aflashofgreenlight)

1950s lyrics:

splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.

1960s lyrics:

he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.

1970s lyrics:

my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.

2012 lyrics:

i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.

EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS

asylum-countess:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP

(via aflashofgreenlight)

pondled:

tennanttardisgirl:

isthisafantasea:

One day, I’ll be queen of space.

headcanon accepted

YES

(via aflashofgreenlight)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via aflashofgreenlight)

razzledazzleflux:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

Finally, I can claim that I am literally flaming.

(via heiids)

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

(Source: vicesandpleasures, via theeenrique)

titsandidiocy:

gingerface1000:

This is my whole life.

literally college

(Source: thelostie, via theeenrique)